Your lotus flower so intrinsically delicate Its color pinker than a flamingo’s feathers Its moistness like the condensation on a cold beer Warm isolated drops of rain flowing downward The scent of a bouquet of dianthus carnations and lavender Alluring those fortunate enough to behold its seraphic fragrance Its taste of thawed raspberries once frozen […]Read More Your Lotus Flower
Most have heard the horror stories about babies becoming ill or even dying being raised with a vegan diet. “Child abuse!” They scream. “Those parents should be locked up forever!” They shout. “How dare they take their moral views out on their children!” They proclaim (It’s funny how activists may insist moral viewpoints shouldn’t […]Read More How a Properly Planned Vegan Diet Can be Beneficial for Infants
By being against abortion, one is also opposed to kangaroos. How? Think about it. Liberals use the euphemism “anti-woman” to describe people who are against the killing of unborn life, instead of the more literal, “anti-killing” or “anti-abortion” “anti-removal of fetuses.” These latter terms are not used by the liberal media because they don’t […]Read More Pro-life = Anti-Kangaroo?
The Beatles are talented, but I’m saying they’re the least talented band in comparison to their level of success. I say this not to criticize them, I love the Beatles, in fact I give them credit, because they somehow managed to become the biggest band in the world in spite of being relatively untalented. -They […]Read More The Beatles were the most untalented band that made it big.
I hope you die in a river And as you’re trying to get out You look at me in fear As you’re about to drown And I’m standing at the shoreline Pointing at your face As you receive your retribution For your life led of disgrace And I’m watching at the shoreline As you attempt […]Read More At the Shoreline
When I was working in real estate showing clients property, I’ve heard many people say to me, “I would never invest in a condo. I want a house!” Meanwhile, many of them were, and still are, renting apartments, including fancy lofts, where their rent match or exceeded the mortgage they’d be paying for a condo. […]Read More Single people should buy condos. Married couples should buy houses together.
I am no liberal or what the kids are calling “social justice warrior” these days. I am not politically correct at all, and fully support no limits in comedy. But the word “bitch” really bothers me. It’s become a word that men use toward women when said women fall short of pleasing said men’s expectations […]Read More I Hate the word “Bitch.” It’s rooted in Sexism, and it needs to go.